LimerickThere was a man from MontanaLimerick by johnarnoldt
who was never that good on piana
Try though he may
he just couldn't play
So he stuck his hand in a tank of piranahs.
Untitled TooThere was a red light and a green light andUntitled Too by johnarnoldt
I didn't know which one to choose,
So I stopped at the yellow light
and it didn't change.
Mean PoemNo, I didn't say I love youMean Poem by johnarnoldt
I said I loathe you.
I didn't say I adore you
I said I abhor you.
Rap PoemI wanna meet yaRap Poem by johnarnoldt
I wanna greet ya
U're a nice creature
I wanna put u in my feature
I think u're in my future
I'll play a lute for ya
Get rid 'o that big galoot u're with
I'll show ya my etchings
I'll give u some bubbly
U have an effervescent personality
I wanna get down with it
I'll take you to every disco in town
I won't ever put u down
We'll go downtown, and paint the town red
Girl, u've really gone to my head
There's so much more to be said
I'll do it in another rap
'cause this rap's a wrap.